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Mot\u00fdl…","datePublished":"2023-02-25","dateModified":"2023-04-25","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.ermon.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.ermon.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/df9d3e7f7fe4622e291ec02ac46f5f76755ddc91019a65e783baee3892394402?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/df9d3e7f7fe4622e291ec02ac46f5f76755ddc91019a65e783baee3892394402?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"ermon.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.ermon.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/fly_on_wall.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.ermon.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/fly_on_wall.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.ermon.cz\/letajici-navstevnici\/","about":["Zv\u00ed\u0159ata"],"wordCount":440,"articleBody":"Pokud je to mot\u00fdl a \u010dlov\u011bk nen\u00ed perverz\u00e1k, pokus\u00ed se asi jen po\u0159\u00eddit fotku. Dnes se fot\u00ed naprosto v\u0161echno. Mot\u00fdl to v\u0161ak n\u011bjak\u00fdm osm\u00fdm smyslem vytu\u0161\u00ed a miz\u00ed. Pokud v\u0161ak nezmiz\u00ed a fotka se povede, tak se b\u011bhem chvilky objev\u00ed na facebooku nebo instagramu. Jin\u00ed host\u00e9 ji\u017e v\u0161ak v\u00edt\u00e1ni nejsou. Na mouchy a jin\u00fd jim podobn\u00fd hmyz jsou pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1ny r\u016fzn\u00e9 odpuzova\u010de, a kdy\u017e p\u0159ece jen usednou, neujdou v\u011bt\u0161inou pohotov\u00e9 pl\u00e1ca\u010dce. Byla-li p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e1 hav\u011b\u0165 zrovna po ob\u011bd\u011b a \u00fader byl dob\u0159e veden, zbude po n\u00ed jen mastn\u00fd flek. \u00a0Na v\u010delu a vosu pohl\u00ed\u017e\u00edme trochu jinak. V\u010delku v\u011bt\u0161inou sice \u010dlov\u011bk ode\u017eene, ale ne\u00fato\u010d\u00ed na ni pl\u00e1ca\u010dkou. A na vosu u\u017e v\u016fbec ne, proto\u017ee v\u00ed, \u017ee by ji sice usmrtil, ale pokud tedy sed\u00ed na ruce, jak v\u00fd\u0161e \u0159e\u010deno, mohl by takov\u00fd koum\u00e1k dostat \u017eihadlo. Od v\u010delky, jak zn\u00e1mo, jej\u00ed posledn\u00ed. Mimochodem, ona m\u016f\u017ee bodat n\u011bjak\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159e v\u00edcekr\u00e1t, to jen \u010dlobrdu pouze jednou. To je kv\u016fli k\u016f\u017ei, jedin\u011b \u010dlov\u011b\u010d\u00ed se po bodnut\u00ed bleskurychle zat\u00e1hne a \u017eihadlo ji\u017e nepust\u00ed zp\u011btn\u00e9 h\u00e1\u010dky. Proto z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 v r\u00e1n\u011b, ale v\u010dela ztr\u00e1c\u00ed kus sv\u00e9ho t\u011bla. Odl\u00e9t\u00e1, ale pozd\u011bji um\u00edr\u00e1. Tohle \u017eihadlo sice \u0161t\u00edpne, ale nijak v\u00fdrazn\u011bji ji\u017e pak nebol\u00ed a pokud nen\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk alergik, m\u016f\u017ee mu to b\u00fdt jedno. To vos\u00ed p\u00edchnut\u00ed je ji\u017e jin\u00e1 p\u00edsni\u010dka. Sv\u011bd\u00ed to a p\u00e1l\u00ed a\u017e b\u011bda a \u010dlov\u011bk by to m\u011bl pot\u0159\u00edt t\u0159eba \u010dpavkem, aby tomu ulevil. Pokud nen\u00ed tak alespo\u0148 k\u00e1pnout drob\u00e1tko octa. \u00a0Nu a na z\u00e1v\u011br m\u016f\u017ee p\u0159ilet\u011bt kr\u00e1l v\u0161eho hmyzu, s\u00e1m turbo agresor, toti\u017e sr\u0161e\u0148. Ta sr\u0161e\u0148 nebo ten sr\u0161e\u0148? To je jedno v na\u0161em jazyce jsou povoleny tvary oba, my se v\u0161ak p\u0159iklon\u00edme k tomu u\u017e\u00edvan\u011bj\u0161\u00edmu, tedy k feminimu. \u00a0Tato velk\u00e1 potv\u016frka bud\u00ed hr\u016fzu u\u017e zvukem k\u0159\u00eddel, kter\u00fdmi bru\u010d\u00ed stejn\u011b jako \u010dmel\u00e1k. Oba tvorov\u00e9 jsou na tom, co se t\u00fd\u010de nebezpe\u010d\u00ed stejn\u011b. Ani jeden nem\u00e1 v \u00famyslu bodat do va\u0161\u00ed ruky \u010di v\u016fbec bodat kamkoli. Sr\u0161n\u011b p\u0159ivedla zv\u011bdavost, zda ruka nen\u00ed jedl\u00e1. Kdy\u017e pozn\u00e1 \u017ee ne, v klidu odlet\u00ed. Pro \u010dmel\u00e1ka plat\u00ed tot\u00e9\u017e. Nev\u0161\u00edmejte si jich.\u00a0                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"L\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edci","item":"https:\/\/www.ermon.cz\/letajici-navstevnici\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]